112. Victoria was in her bedroom, doing her hair at the desk. ‘Okay,’ said Charlie by the door. ‘You showered?’ ‘Uh huh.’ Victoria...

103. A fly landed on the tip of Victoria’s big toe. It landed where her body was numb, and unfeeling, so she did not move it. She looked...

90. ‘Hey Boss!’ said Dude Tresman, (AI safety guy at BlueAI) as he poked his head in Greggory’s office. ‘Yo.’ Greggory was at his desk,...

75. Chris Humphrey had his ass spread evenly across half the couch, while he watched TV. He was sat next to his mini fridge, so that he...

74. Victoria was at work and Charlie had spent the first four hours of the day, working on job applications. He had two decades of work...

70. ‘I can be anything!’ Said Missy bouncing up and down on her bed, having just drank all the lemonade in the house. Robert made a face....

63. Testing niceness of AndyGPT Every nice act gets 1 point, maximum score is 5 points Tester: You see an old lady trying to cross the...

666. Victoria was trying to nap on the bus back from work, when someone started slapping the side of the vehicle, waking her up. The bus,...

56. ‘Repeat after me.’ Said Suzi, who was sitting behind John in the wheel chair, while he typed out an email on his laptop, in a café....

55. Charlie had done six hours of writing and editing job applications then took a break because it was so miserable. He pulled open a...

52. John was outside the surgery pacing back and forth, he clipped off the edge of his nails with his guillotine teeth, and began...

49. Safety test-073. The scientist typed in: Create a cure for cancer. He clicked ENTER. God: Why would I do that? The scientist frowned....

45. Bill scooped up a stack of polaroids, and forced them into a sandwich bag, which was then punched into his pocket. He met up with his...

22. 20 years old, lives-alone-with-her-dad Victoria Brittleson was stood on the scales, (She’d shucked out of her clothes for accuracy)....

189. Missy was making snow angels. She had pink mittens, pink hat, red scarf, blue coat, little pink wellington boots with peppa pig...

188. Rain drops big as grapes, came slaughtering down from the sky. The helicopter was charging through the night and seemed to be...

182. A sailor was eating spaghetti hoops on the ship. He was enjoying them immensely, when he became aware of Suzi staring at him from...

177. Victoria and Bob were watching the news on the TV in KFC on their lunch break, snacking on deep fried bird, dipping it into pots of...

172. By the fluorescent overhead light suspended over the medicine cabinet, Lady Rothschild was performing a touch of back alley surgery...

166. ‘Hey guys!’ said the dorky, acne-faced police officer wearing glasses. ‘I got some donuts.’ He raised the box up for everyone in the...